Top Ten List 2

Another list from my friend K.

Top Ten Reasons why being a Polyclinic Doctor is like being a cheap Geylang Prostitute

10. You are assigned a room with a number.

9. There is a red light above your door.

8. You have to physically touch strangers in the course of your work.

7. There is a washbasin and a place to lie down in your workroom.

6. Latex and lubricant.

5. You don't do housecalls.

4. Many of your customers are the elderly.

3. Business picks up on Saturdays.

2. You sometimes catch diseases from your customers.

1. Your customers wouldn’t be there if they could afford better.