Top Ten List 3

Yet another list from K.

Top Ten Reasons why being a Polyclinic Doctor is like being a Bus-driver

10. You are assigned a number.

9. You sit on your butt the whole day, doing the same thing day in, day out.

8. Your customers complain about the waiting time.

7. Your customers complain if you are too slow.

6. Your customers complain if you are too fast.

5. The customer is always right.

4. Apart from doing your work, you have to fiddle with a computer which adds nothing to your service, but helps the company collect revenue more efficiently.

3. You get paid the same salary, regardless of how many customers your serve each day.

2. All your customers are ‘backseat drivers’ who think they can do your job better than you can, regardless of whether they have a license or not.

1. Lots of people put their lives in your hand every day… at an affordable price!