Top Ten List
K, a friend who locums at the polyclinics and A&E occasionally, sent me this list:
Top Ten Stories your Doctor WON'T buy
10. But I watch my diet very carefully, and I exercise every day!
9. I'm not drunk. I only had one beer.
8. I’ve been taking the medicines religiously everyday, but the pharmacy gave me extra last visit, so I decided to come back only after I’ve finished them.
7. I was going at less than 50 kmh.
6. My teacher/boss/sergeant told me I could go home, but I should still come and get an MC.
5. I fell down and hit my fist against the floor.
4. But the previous doctors always gave me sleeping pills!
3. I don’t know who the people who attacked me were; must have been a case of mistaken identity.
2. I cannot possibly be pregnant.
1. I fell onto it while I was changing a light-bulb in the bathroom; that’s why I was naked.
posted by angry doc at
9:17 pm
4 Comments:
"My friend told me taking these herbal pills and special filtered water would cure me of my diabetes and hypertension, which is why I don't need to take my medication anymore."
"I am usually very healthy, just that I often fall sick"
"Doctor charge me cheaper ok? I am very poor one" and goes on to answer a phone call on his 3G enabled Nokia 6680 which has a ringtone to the tune of "Harry Potter"
By
Anonymous, At
September 13, 2005 11:18 pm
1. I fell onto it while I was changing a light-bulb in the bathroom; that’s why I was naked<<----hahahahahaha
By
Anonymous, At
September 15, 2005 4:16 am
"I wasn't trying to molest that girl and got kicked by public on my KKC until it's both swollen and twisted and discharging pus from the urethra. It was due to a vacuum enlarger that I borrowed from my friend."
By
Anonymous, At
September 18, 2005 6:09 pm
"I only smoke 1 cigarette every four months"
By
tscd, At
November 19, 2005 1:28 am
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