Spoke with Dick over the phone last night…
angry doc: So how, you went for the Halloween party?
Dick: Ya. Great party, man.
angry doc: What costume did you go in?
Dick: Oh, I just wore my scrubs and my stethoscope.
angry doc: … Er… weren’t you suppose to be pretending to be some sort of character other than yourself?
Dick: I told the people there I was an engineer pretending to be a doctor.
angry doc: …
Dick: Wanna know what I used as a pick-up line?
angry doc: No.
Dick: “You can never have too many outfits. Or too many breast checks.”
angry doc: Remind me not to invite you to my funeral; I don’t want to be remembered as ever having been associated with you.