Angry Doctor

Friday, June 30, 2006

Layman's Guide to Medical Equipment 5

Tongue Depressor

This is not a giant ice-cream stick - it is a tongue depressor.

I use it when your tongue is too happy and you are talking too much.

5 Comments:

  • Ooo! this one I use to paint small soldiers.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At June 30, 2006 7:34 pm  

  • Don't bite down on it! Argh! Say Ah! SAY AH!!!!

    By Blogger tscd, At June 30, 2006 7:41 pm  

  • I realised that a good way to "shut up" a patient who is babbling way too much irrelevant and inconsequential questions/nonsense is to put into their mouth a thermometer.

    Usually gets them quiet. And then I can either auscultate their chests in peace or write up my notes. After which the thermometer comes out and off they go!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At June 30, 2006 10:36 pm  

  • So why do you gag me with it?

    It also makes a fine paint stirrer.

    By Blogger Surgeon in my dreams, At June 30, 2006 11:01 pm  

  • OK, I also throw them at medical students who fail to answer my questions correctly... but hey, I used to use the tuning fork.

    By Blogger angry doc, At June 30, 2006 11:07 pm  

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