The Invisible Man

Both of us being dateless on Valentine's Day, Al and I decided to catch a movie...


Al: Have you seen the invisible man?

angry doc: Er... the movie, or the book?

Al: The person.

angry doc: Er... there's no such person as the invisible man. He doesn't exist.

Al: How do you know he doesn't exist?

angry doc: Er... for one thing, no one has ever seen him.

Al: How do you know he doesn't exist if you've never seen him?

angry doc: How do you know he exists if you've never seen him?

Al: He's *invisible*! Duh? If you can't see him, then by definition that means he exists.

angry doc: I see... so the invisible man is very much like your capacity for critical thinking?

Al: Never mind, we'll see something else. What do you want to have for dinner? I feel like mee siam with hum.

angry doc: Good grief. We're not going to have that same conversation again, are we?