"Getting ill and fat from stuffing our eyes with TV"

At long last, McDonald’s in Singapore is offering a grilled chicken salad among its menu choices. I gave it a try the other day...

As I was about to tuck into it, a ‘McDonald’s uncle’ (one of the restaurant’s elderly employees) who was tasked with clearing tables, walked past and looked quizzically at my order. He then quietly said to me that I should not bring outside food into a McDonald’s restaurant.

“But I bought this here,” I protested. “Haven’t you seen this item before?”

Apparently not.

Apparently no one else has yet ordered it.

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