Evidence-based Complaint Resolution
Dear Sir,
1. We refer to your complaint letter against Dr Angry dated 31 Jun 2006.
2. We have spoken with Dr Angry, and his account of the events during the consultation differs from the one given in your letter.
3. As there is no third-party witness of the consultation to verify which of the accounts is accurate, we decided to perform a statistical analysis to determine who may be at fault.
4. Dr Angry has three clinic sessions a week, and he sees an average of 20 cases during each session. This gives a monthly total of 240 cases. He receives an average of two complaints per month. This translates to a complaint rate or Unsatisfactory Clinical Encounter Rate (UCER) of 0.83%.
5. Our record shows that the visit on 31 Jun 2006 was your fourth visit to our clinic. This is also your second complaint letter against one of our staff. This translates to an UCER of 50%.
6. Given the figures, it is fair to conclude that the probabilty of the cause of the unsatisfactory outcome originating from you is greater.
7. We hope you will reflect on your attitude, and seek counseling on your dysfunctional health-seeking behaviour. We can assist you with a referral to a mental health specialist at our centre.
8. Thank you.
Assistant Director
Corporate Communications
Labels: bogus story
12 Comments:
Haha! Good one! Is it for real?
Anyway I thought it might be more fun and perhaps fitting to call it "Unsatisfactory Listed Clinical Encounter Rate (ULCER)"
By Dr Oz bloke, At August 23, 2006 9:52 am
It is certainly giving people ulcers :) hahahaha
By palmist, At August 23, 2006 11:10 am
How nice if this could happen in real life, eh?
By aliendoc, At August 23, 2006 12:55 pm
Ha ha.
Yah. Right!
This will only happen when either you or dr oz bloke gets appointed as a Corporate Comm Director or CEO (with his own team of reasonably intelligent admin people)in one of our esteemed health institutions.
Let me know when that happens. I'll be glad to return to "govt" service - at least I get leave there.
From a young GP -read : just left service not too long ago.
By Anonymous, At August 23, 2006 4:54 pm
Yes, a bit of a wishful thinking, but I suppose a lot depends on your boss or bosses - some patients do manage make themselves less credible.
By angry doc, At August 23, 2006 5:04 pm
farnee!
By Anonymous, At August 24, 2006 9:19 pm
You know what I always wished for?
That every hospital staff (from the amah to the CEO) has the right to write one, just ONE(1), complaint letter a year about any patient. And if that patient gets THREE(3) (don't say not fair lah hor?) substantiated complaints, he gets banned for life from the hospital.
Not very charitable eh? But whaddya think? Surest way to boost staff morale right?
By Anonymous, At August 24, 2006 9:22 pm
gerald, look out for tomorrow's entry then... :)
By angry doc, At August 24, 2006 9:35 pm
Oh, what the heck... I'll publish the story now then. :)
By angry doc, At August 24, 2006 9:39 pm
In order to have a easy access mechanism with easy reach to the actual consumers, there are lots of portals available online which offers online consumer complaint resolution.
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